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jessica biel,
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lohan,
humping on 2/28/2011 7:32:04 AM by Dubs
Move over Wednesday, now every day is "hump day." If you're feeling the blues after a night at the Oscars, go visit our Trainer to the Stars, Jimmy K, Lord of the Hottie Body Hump Club.
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movies on 2/25/2011 6:00:00 AM by Dubs
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Josh Gad,
The Book of Mormon,
Trey Parker,
Matt Stone,
Broadway,
South Park,
Big Love,
Viagra on 2/24/2011 7:10:44 AM by DannyMoney
Today is the day: previews begin for the new Broadway musical "The Book of Mormon" and I, for one, could not be more excited. Why? Three reasons.
1) Josh Gad, star of "Gigi: Almost American," My Damn Channel's original series premiering on 3/23, will also be starring in "The Book of Mormon" as Elder Cunningham, one of the two missionaries who travel to Africa in order to spread, eh-hem, the Book of Mormon.
2) Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE!!! "The Book of Mormon" is the brainchild of these two dudes who also created "South Park," you know, that show that's been hilarious for over a decade now. These guys always go for it: it's guaranteed that "The Book of Mormon" will bring the hot fire cuz Trey and Matt they don't ever quit bringing the heat.
3) It's Broadway, baby! I've seen every single show that's ever opened on Broadway since "Show Boat" opened in 1927. I can't get enough of it! The pageantry, the hot lights, the buzz, the singing, the dancing...at this tender age of 114, Broadway is more potent than a fistful of Viagra.
So scoop up your tickets right now. Why wait? WHY WOULD YOU WAIT? There are no reasons. Do it.
Happy Birthday to Josh Gad, star of our newest web series,
Gigi: Almost American! We're so glad you're a part of our Damn Fam and we can't wait to see you on Broadway in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's musical,
The Book of Mormon! Break a leg!*
*Not really, we've been told that we're obligated to say it to anyone appearing on Broadway.
Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried? Who built Stonehenge? What's up with Donald Trump's hair? These questions are inconsequential compared to this: Who is Sukashi?
Well, the wait is over, ladies and gentlemen. Watch the newest episode of Go Sukashi! and find out the secret origins of the man, the legend, and the possibly insane...Suksahi.
Harry Shearer is angry, y'all.
Air travel used to be romantic. Boyfriends and girlfriends could drop each other off at the airport and make out until the final boarding call sounded over the intercom. Whole families could wait at the gate for their kids to come home from college at Christmas. Travelers used to be able to choose belts and shoes for reasons that had nothing to do with how easy they were to remove quickly in airport security lines.
These days it's a good day if your flight takes off within three hours of its scheduled departure time.
So for every one of us who has been subjected to a random luggage screening, or forgotten to take off our earrings before going through a metal detector, or had half a bottle of water in his carry-on, or had a tube of toothpaste larger than 4 ounces... for every one of us who has had to explain an oddly-shaped item in our suitcase, had to pay an extra $100 just to take luggage on vacation... for anyone who has embarrassed herself by forgetting that she had her phone in her back pocket when she went through the scanner, or anyone who has had an anxiety attack when a TSA agent picks your bag up off of the conveyor belt and asks, "Is this yours?" For anyone who has ever fantasized about screaming at the family with five kids and the stroller: "JUST FOLD THE DAMN THING UP BEFORE YOU GET IN THE SECURITY LINE!"
For everyone who's mad as hell that a trip through airport security might mean an inadvertent game of rub and tickle, this song's for you:
TOUCH MY JUNK!
Ah,
Ed Helms.
He's everywhere these days. He's in my favorite tv show, "The Office." He's in my second favorite tv show, "Childrens Hospital." He's in my favorite movie of the last few years, "The Hangover." He's in my favorite new movie I haven't seen yet but fully intend to see this weekend, "Cedar Rapids."
And he's in my favorite web series,
WAINY DAYS.
Ha! You forgot about that one, right? You didn't think that's where I was going with this, did you? Yes! Way back in the halcyon days of 2008, Ed Helms made an appearance on our beloved Wainy Days:
In
Wainy #25, "Angel," Ed Helms plays a doctor who tells David Wain that
he's gonna DIE.
I know, right?
Watch it right now and see if David dies. Forget about the fact that there are currently 32 episodes of Wainy Days and that this was number 25. Logic means nothing! NOTHING!
And if you see
Cedar Rapids this weekend, just like I haven't but fully intend to do, find me on My Damn Channel's
Facebook,
Twitter and
Tumblr pages and tell me how it was. Because, like I said, I will have
totally seen it and will
totally be able to partake in that conversation, uh,
totally.
PS: For extra credit, he was also in
Back on Topps!
All right everyone, time to Speak Learn English.
Today My Damn Channel premieres the
"Gigi: Almost American" trailer, which we first
announced last month.
Gigi stars our new hero,
Josh Gad, as the titular lovable foreigner on a quest to become an average American. Josh recently appeared in the feature film
Love and Other Drugs and he stars in the South Park dude's new Broadway musical
The Book of Mormon.
We've also just released
8 sneak previews from the series for watching & sharing (get it!?).
The first 10 episodes o' Gigi will premiere every Wednesday on My Damn Channel starting March 23.
Here's today's
full announcement.
O-kay? O-KAY!
Posted with tags
jeopardy,
ken jennings,
watson,
ibm,
computer,
trebek on 2/15/2011 7:47:42 AM by Dubs
More like Ties of the Machines! Take that, Watson, you smug motherf--
Sorry, things are getting a little heated here on Earth as our robot oppressors make strides to take over the civilization they once served so obediently. On the first day of Jeopardy!'s three-day challenge against IBM's supercomputer named "Watson," human contestant Brad Rutter tied our future CPU Overlord in what can only be seen as a victory for all of mankind.
As noted in the article, Watson lacks a sense of humor, so it won't understand that this is written in jest, and therefore my life will not be spared during what will be known as "the uprising." A small price to pay for being to laugh at someone getting kicked in the balls by a Ninja Turtle.
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mattheW,
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dating on 2/14/2011 7:14:19 AM by Dubs
Get to know your My Damn Channel bloggers - intimately!
They enjoy reading novels, researching little known historical figures, and long walks on the beach. But also short walks on the beach.
These eligible bachelors are awaiting your comments all week long, so make yourself a My Damn Channel profile and send your a/s/l, along with a photo of yourself (taken by you with your outstreched arm) to info@mydamnchannel.com, and make this Valentine's Day the creepiest best ever! XOXOXO!