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  • The Night Feed

    My Mother's Brisket & Other Love Songs

    What're the kids listening to nowadays, that's what I want to know.  I feel so old and jaded by this point.  I remember when Bach was penning his first minuets; I remember when John, Paul, George and Ringo were touching down in NYC for the first time.  I remember what it was like when the Goo Goo Dolls sang "And I don't want the world to see me/'Cause I don't think that they'd understand."  I remember when Rick Moranis was still in the public eye --


    Wait.  What's that?  Rick Moranis is releasing….A NEW ALBUM?  He is?  Sweet!  Oh boy, this is good news.  Ever since he retired from the movie business or whatever since shrinking and blowing up his kids, the masterful comic actor Rick Moranis has all but disappeared, aside from releasing his debut LP The Agoraphobic Cowboy, a country tinged quasi-comedy LP, in 2005.  That album's much better than you might think it is, too.  It's actually quite good:  Moranis is a good musician and smart songwriter, as well as a fantastic actor.


    So, the new album is called My Mother's Brisket & Other Love Songs and you can pre-order it at RickMoranis.com on May 21st.  I'm excited.  Will it be the album of the year?  Probably not.  But Rick Moranis is a treasure, and any gift he wants to give us mortals, whether it be a CD or a haircut, I'm stoked about it.


    I leave you with:


    This.


    And this.


    And finally, this.


    God bless you, Mr. Moranis.


    P.S. - After publishing this blog post, I read that the Chicago based label Drag City is releasing an Andy Kaufman comedy album.  His first!  Wow.  Good stuff in the comedy record business today!


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  • The Night Feed

    Love Me Cat

    Hey everyone!  Good news!  My Damn Channel is teaming up with our close friend, writer and producer Eric Kaplan (The Big Bang Theory, Futurama) and his studio Mirari Films to create a new, wonderful show called Love Me Cat.  


    Wait...WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?  THAT'S A CAT?


    It sure is.  Love Me Cat is a is a feral cat who grew up in a dumpster and was adopted by a family who made him intelligent through a combination of science, voodoo, and magic. Although his family cared for him like their own, their compassion came with a steep price – they planned to neuter him. But with the tacit support of the family's father, Love Me Cat escaped into the world where he is hiding out in a garage in North Hollywood. His only hope is to learn how to be loved, so he can survive and some day reproduce. His path to love is through his YouTube channel and his show, Love Me Cat.


    Wait...A CAT HOSTS A SHOW??


    He sure does!  Love Me Cat is a talk show, in the format of Conan or The Tonight Show, hosted by, you guessed, Love Me Cat.  In each episode, Love Me Cat and his sidekick talk to celebrity guests about love, sex, what it’s like to be a human (and a cat) in a lonely society where we must be loved to survive.


    THIS SOUNDS AWESOME!  WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?


    I'm so glad you asked!  The show is going to be an adventure, and we need your help.  Visit the Love Me Cat Kickstarter page to watch the trailer and read more about the project.  And if you like what you see, pledge to the campaign!  Every little bit helps, and there are a lot of cool rewards and puppets for those who pledge to the campaign.  My Damn Channel and Mirari Films - the creators of this project, have many years of experience doing almost everything required to make this project successful. The last and most important piece is you.  Thanks for your time!

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  • My Damn Channel LIVE

    I Blew It

    The love of my life, Mamrie Hart, was in the office for our BIG LIVE BIRTHDAY SHOW on Wednesday so obviously my initial reaction was, "Oh my God! Girl, what do I do?" Well I have so much steez you guys, you know what I do? I take the most awkward picture possible!

    After this picture I Deserved a Drink… or two… or way more. Talking to girls is just too stressful, especially ones that are your soul mate. Mamrie and I will one day share the most romantic, beautiful date and it will only be as awkward as I make it (super awkward).

    Tweet @MrChrisDonahue Love.

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  • The Night Feed

    American Thing We Love: America's Test Kitchen

    In honor of Fourth of July, America's Independence Day, I'm honoring American Things We (I) Love:

    America's Test Kitchen

    Have you ever seen this show? It's amazing. No gimmicks. No embellishments. No harbingers of death masked as fried food. No one weirdly obsessed with her husband or wearing really heavy eye makeup in her kitchen. This show is legit. It acknowledges common cooking problems that the average home cook might have, and presents reasonable steps for fixing them. AND they have 608 recipes for Apple Pie or Apple Pie-related food items. And if that's not an American thing we should love, I don't know what is.

    Up next in our celebration of American Things We (I) Love: "America" (from West Side Story)...

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  • The Night Feed

    American Thing We Love: America Ferrera

    In honor of Fourth of July, America's Independence Day, I'm honoring American Things We (I) Love:

    America Ferrera

    Why? She's amazing. Most people know her from Ugly Betty but I first discovered her in a movie called "Real Women Have Curves." That movie was really important for me because I, too, moved from Los Angeles to New York to go to Columbia. I, too, am a real woman who has curves. I, too, have had magic moments made more magical by because Manu Chao's "Minha Galera" is playing in the background. PLUS, she was in those "Traveling Pants" movies, which were pretty terrible but provided all of us with hilarious pants puns for a year or two.

    Up next in our celebration of American Things We (I) Love: America (the band)...

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  • My Damn Channel LIVE

    "Sh*t My Dad Says" creator Justin Halpern is our guest!

    "Sh*t My Dad Says" may have been the first Twitter account you followed that didn't belong to a celebrity, your boss, a newspaper, or Taco Bell. And as you read it and laughed you thought: "Wow, this Twitter thing may be useful after all."

    But did you know that the man behind "Sh*t My Dad Says" isn't a cranky old man after all, but the cranky old man's son? And he's our guest today on My Damn Channel LIVE! After chronicling his dad's best one-liners, Justin Halpern got engaged and his dad definitely had some words of wisdom for him. So Justin did a great service to the world and put his dad's cantankerous advice into a new book called I Suck At Girls.

    Thank you, Justin, for sharing your dad's voice with the world! I keep trying to get my mom to say things like your dad so that I can start a popular twitter feed and get a book deal that turns into a TV show starring William Shatner, but it's just not working so far. Get on it, mom! Be more entertaining so I can have a succesful career! Uh, please?

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  • The Night Feed

    How To Spend Valentine's Day Alone

    This Thursday is Valentine's Day, a most joyous day of romance and love, when the heavens will open up and light will shine down upon you and your lover in a most glorious cascade of golden --


    NOPE!  Wrong.  That's not happening for a lot of people this year.  For many people Valentine's Day is horrible because they are alone - bitterly and utterly alone.  Thankfully, I've got some suggestions for getting your (and my) mind off of all that lovey-dovey stuff that is propagated so aggressively on Valentine's Day.


    To start, watch this video Joe made that has a bunch of suggestions for Valentine's Day distractions, like getting drunk and writing to celebrities that are going through divorces!  Nothing calms the soul quite like interacting with the rich and famous who are going through horrible, tumultuous divorces.  Phew.  At least that's not YOU losing half of your 100 million dollar fortune only leaving you with a paltry 50 million.  Who wants that kind of aggrevation?


    Next, why not sit back and watch the entire season of Wainy Days because no one - and I mean no one - has worse luck with the opposite sex than David Wain.  Nothing ever seems to work out for him and his potential lady loves.  This will certainly cheer you up; I know from experience because, last year, I watched every episode while eating a large tub (98 oz.) of sour cream….Pray for me…


    Another video you might watch is this episode of Sing-a-Gram because, boy, does this poor soul really get a raw deal from his lady.  I mean, this is brutal.  It's very, very funny for you and me, but pretty brutal for this poor man.  So enjoy it!  Enjoy the brutality!


    Look.  I'm a doctor.  I know what I'm talking about.  So listen to me.  Listen to your doctor and you will wake up on Friday with a clear mind and calm heart, knowing that you have 364 more days until you have to go through this horror all over again.  


    Follow me: @DannyMoney


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  • The Night Feed

    Twilight Fan Fiction

    The last Twilight movie comes out today. I've never actually seen any of these movies, so, naturally, I'm totally qualified to write a little Twilight fan fiction. Check it:


    Twilight: Breaking Dawn – The Final Chapter: The Saga Ends

    by Dan Grgas


    “The sun is rising,” said Edward. “Dawn is breaking.”


    Bella jumped off of her wolf and Edward followed suit. “Patience, my love,” she said. “We are almost at the end.”


    They looked into one another’s eyes. Oh, so much time wasted-– yet, so much shared.  They kissed passionately, as if their world was about to end at any moment, their souls becoming one, their hearts beating with desire, their entire beings conjoining into one unit.


    “What was that?” Edward said, breaking from his soul kiss with Bella. “The woods.”


    They both turned to see Taylor Lautner’s figure silhouetted in the receding moonlight.


    “Hello, Edward. Hello, Bella,” he said. “The end is nigh.”


    “You know you have no place here!” Edward shouted at Lautner, taking a step toward his foe. “Be gone from this place! It is the only way-– or else the seal shall be broken and we will both be banished to the Sun of Never-Ending Night!”


    “You think that, old friend,” Taylor spake, “you think those thoughts tinged with superstition.” 


    He cackled wildly until Bella’s voice shimmered out from the dawn light behind Edward to address Lautner, to let him know-– to make him feel-– that there was indeed no place for the two of them in this world. “There is no place for us in this world, Taylor!” she said, needing to make sure that he knew that, above all else. “Above all, by now you must know this, Taylor!” she proclaimed, knowing at the same time that, sure, it might have worked in another world, but here, in this world, the world of Night, she was Edward’s, and Edward hers. 


    She walked toward Taylor in the receding moonlight. “Taylor,” she whispered, knowing his hearing was acute, “Let me go.”


    “No!” he howled, awakening the slumbering turtledoves in the surrounding wood. “I will make a place for us!”


    He then launched himself toward Bella and Edward, but Edward, quick as ever, pulled out his broadsword and drove the mighty blade deep into Lautner’s chest.


    Slain, Taylor Lautner fell to his knees, the mighty blade still embedded in his black heart. He looked to Bella who had knelt beside him. “My love is the Cry of the Wolf-Creature, and the Raven swoops to reclaim me…I love you, Bella…” 


    He breathed his final breath and his life expired as his soul rose to meet The Moon-Maker.  


    Edward ripped the mighty blade from Taylor’s chest and bent over his victim to begin drinking his blood. Bella said, “Goodbye, Taylor. Dawn was never meant to break for you.”   


    She closed his eyes with her delicate, pale fingertips and then rose to recite a vampire prayer for the dead she had learned from Edward.


    “Eee-mow-way

    The vampire’s day

    Is always night

    Hey-dee-doo, 

    Doo-boo-hey,

    A fallen soldier

    To the light’s bright day

    Bee-bee-dee

    Doo-dah-hey.”


    Edward, having consumed all of Lautner’s blood, rose next to Bella and took her pale, delicate hands into his. “He was a warrior. Too bad he could never see the error of his night-wantings.”


    Bella looked deep into the eyes of her one true love, Edward. His eyes, she thought, Oh, how they burned like the light he could never see in this land.  


    “I love you, my sweet.”


    “And I you.”


    They kissed, then and there, with the passion of six thousand eons of night; a kiss that would last an eternity, sure as the night is as dark as a pool of frozen obsidian. 


    They broke apart from one another, much like the dawn around them. “Bella, we must leave,” he said to her.


    “I know.”


    They mounted their mighty wolves and swiftly rode off, two lovers with the world at their backs and the future in front of them. They knew that the rode was full of peril, for they were star-crossed.  But as their wolves pulsated below them, their coats glistening in the breaking dawn, Bella and Edward knew they had the most powerful thing in the world on their side: Love.


    - THE END - 


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